These are a few of my favorite things

Beer and sake. That's right.
Alcohol.

Need I say more?

Pussy. And since she's holding some,
lots and lots of money doesn't hurt either.

Money buys alky and pussy.

Internet and my hiptop..
that is,
when they actually work.

Testmasters and law school prep.
HA!
I'm kidding, by the way.

My black biatch/ride.
Here's what turns her on.

And me, too.